Oh my! Thanks for the big chuckle in the middle of the night! I could relate to so much of this!
Hope you continue to enjoy your dulcimer over the holidays and on into 2014!
Maybe there's a reason that Appalachia's other export is moonshine . . .
Had a good laugh there Ellen
Picks are only good up to a point ... time comes when only a shovel will do.
Good morning Ken and friends,
I did read Ken's article early on and it was a big help. Part of my early challenges boiled down to buying a sweet traditional instrument (tuned Cggg and no 6.5 fret) and buying a modern beginners book that instructed in Dadd and assumed a 6.5 fret. Anyone knowledgeable with even basic dulcimer life could have pointed out a path forward -- but there I was, middle of the afternoon in the middle of nowhere with an instrument on my lap and a book on the table, thinking (and hearing) "Something's weird here".
Thank goodness for Fisherman's/Cowboy Humor (and pride) -- that kept me from putting "the easiest instrument to play" into the closet. After that day, the giggles just keep coming. That's how I know a diode is a pair of long poems . . .
Ken Hulme said:
You really don't need a bunch of "middle C stuff" and music theory to tune and play the dulcimer. Especially these days with audio examples to tune your instrument to.
Lisa has an excellent audio "how to tune" at the top of the Beginner Group page --
http://mountaindulcimer.ning.com/group/beginnerplayers
If you want to start out simply and build your skills, you can play melodies on the melody string and let the other strings just drone along as was done traditionally.
You may want to check out the article I wrote called I Just Got A Dulcimer, Now What? It's an illustrated glossary of dulcimer terms plus answers to many beginner questions about tuning, playing, care and feeding of your dulcimer.
The article is here:
http://mountaindulcimer.ning.com/profiles/blogs/i-just-got-a-dulcim...
That's all too funny. 
You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish.
And don't forget about all the different kinds of dulcimers there are: mountain dulcimers, lap dulcimers, fretted dulcimers, etc. Most of us just want to find one instrument we can play OK. And what in the world is an Indian walking cane and what does it have to do with dulcimers?
Notice the picking comes first. Then the jamming. You have to get the berries off the vine before you can cook 'em up with sugar.
Ellen, when we're done laughing at your humor, some of us will take off our fingerpicks (the ones that aren't flat) and type answers to any real questions you have. But if you just want to keep making us laugh, we're OK with that, too.
You really don't need a bunch of "middle C stuff" and music theory to tune and play the dulcimer. Especially these days with audio examples to tune your instrument to.
Lisa has an excellent audio "how to tune" at the top of the Beginner Group page --
http://mountaindulcimer.ning.com/group/beginnerplayers
If you want to start out simply and build your skills, you can play melodies on the melody string and let the other strings just drone along as was done traditionally.
You may want to check out the article I wrote called I Just Got A Dulcimer, Now What? It's an illustrated glossary of dulcimer terms plus answers to many beginner questions about tuning, playing, care and feeding of your dulcimer.
The article is here:
http://mountaindulcimer.ning.com/profiles/blogs/i-just-got-a-dulcimer-now-what
Oh, I've done comedy and I've done tragedy (I was a Cub Scout Den Leader
). I am actually enjoying my instrument immensely -- but it is a new world, for sure.
Frank Ross said:
nice hopefully you meant it to be funny - have you ever though of going into comedy? I spent 42 years in the IT field working with engineers, scientists, accountants and office workers - they all seemed as confused at the nomenclature I used as I was of theirs. Amazing how many professions and hobbies have their own language that sounds foreign to the other person. I've only been messing with the dulcimer for 3 months and am waiting for the grandkids to come for Christmas to get a crash course in the middle C stuff and other music theory concepts. Go for the 72% dark chocolate from Trader Joe's - Super Yum -I stock up when I visit the big cities
nice hopefully you meant it to be funny - have you ever though of going into comedy? I spent 42 years in the IT field working with engineers, scientists, accountants and office workers - they all seemed as confused at the nomenclature I used as I was of theirs. Amazing how many professions and hobbies have their own language that sounds foreign to the other person. I've only been messing with the dulcimer for 3 months and am waiting for the grandkids to come for Christmas to get a crash course in the middle C stuff and other music theory concepts. Go for the 72% dark chocolate from Trader Joe's - Super Yum -I stock up when I visit the big cities
Dark chocolate and raspberry!!!!!! I am all over THAT!
Make us a list of your clueless bits, and we'll cut them down to size. I strongly recommend 80% Dark Chocolate combined with Orange, Raspberry or Mint for maximum health benefits...
Hi All,
Glad you're giggling -- I am actually deeply grateful for the online instruction available. There's an amazing amount and its shared with great generosity -- you can tell the hours of work that stand behind it. But I am still clueless on so many fronts.
Maybe chocolate will help. I understand it is full of healthy compounds. Must research throughly . ..
Oh my! You had us laughing with tears in our eyes! All that jam and fudge!
Sounds like your journey has been a hoot so far. I hope you keep enjoying it and sharing your joy in it for many years.
Ellen, LOL! I enjoyed reading about your dulcimer journey. It brought back fond memories. Thanks for sharing. And Happy Holidays to you also!
Ken
"The dulcimer sings a sweet song."
Loved this, Ellen! So funny but with a lot of truth, especially that part about speed of playing.
LoiS(low pieces a specialty...even if the rest of the world plays them faster)
Tell us what you really think, Ellen
This is the place to get those frustrations taken care of. Guys in videos can't answer questions. We can. Some of the folks here may have written the book you're getting confused in, but heck they'll still talk to you and help you get it right. Dulcimer is a universe of things, not necessarily simple. Yes Many of us could sit you down and get you playing a couple songs in an hour (as long as you don't have to take off any shoes to count to ten!). It takes a bit longer when we have to write and interpret things.
Ask and ye shall be answered. If the answers are confusing, ask again...
We begin in a fog
For starters, for someone who has no real music background, Middle C is as mysterious as Middle Earth. So one pings a string, reads the tuner and says guess it needs to go up to C and then to D. SPRONG. Oops. Wrong C.
And the way to fix this? No one says download a tuning app and Middle C = 261.6 Hertz. Nope, this is a hardcore McGyver crowd that does things the adventuresome way. Tuning is a scavenger hunt. First, its Find a piano, then See those 88 keys? . . .
Then theres an inversion
Any dulcimer book labels the strings from the bass string down. If something is labeled Dadd, youd think that big D would be a big deal. But turn the page to the first tune. See those numbers on the line for the noter? By gum, we start with the melody strings as the important ones.
And theres that French stuff
The chap on the instructional video says were going to be playing Gallic style, only he seems to spell it with an X. That dulcimer hes holding has lost her waistline! Well, after two kids and a Thanksgiving dinner, I can relate to the dilemma. But wait. OMG! Hes playing with a feather . Nobody told me thered be turkey farming as part of this music making. Oh, wait, he says I can strum with a pick.
That leads us to Flatpicking
Pretty quick a video or book says something like, Heres a tune for flatpicking. Sorry, honey. But all picks are flat. Ive got one that looks like a sharks tooth with bumpy edges and another thats curved on one side but they are both flat as can be. But thats not nearly as confusing as . . .
Frets
The dulcimer world is full of nice but very odd people. Ive lived with babies. The less fretting, the better, in my book. But Dulcimer World likes lots of fretting. And its something special if its colorful, because then its chromatic, just like Kodachrome film used to be.
And Tons of sugar
Dulcimer people do a lot of Jamming. And Fudging. Sometimes they Jam and Fudge at the same time. I sure hope folks are flossing, because thats a lot of sugar.
Dont Get Fresh with me
Then theres those on a special forum discussing their Vibrating String Lengths. I kid you not. Add in a bottle of Chianti and Ill bet thats how that French girl lost her waistline. I didnt fall off the turnip truck this morning you know. And Im smart enough to know about:
Capos
At first I thought this was those green salty things that get listed in magazine recipes. But thinking about it a moment, I realized it stands for Calcium. Ca+ or "Ca positive". Thats because you need lots of calcium to have strong finger bones for all that fretting. When it says Capo at 1, then that tells you take the calcium right after lunch.
But things do get mislabeled .
The video instructor says hes going to play the song slow, medium and then fast. These are not the correct names for what is shown. Heres the proper translation:
Slow = If you work really hard you might be able to keep up
Medium = NASCAR version
Fast = Intergalactic Warp 10. This is the version featuring space aliens with twice the fingers of humans.
Sooner or later Im going to figure out which river those bridges are for.
Until then, Happy Holidays!
Those kids need a standing ovation. They sounded great. Absolutely amazing.
Where there's a will, there's a way...
Human creativity and music just have to come out one way or another. It's wonderful to see and hear what can be done when someone is resourceful and imaginative. And all the kids get to share in the creation of real music with whatever is found nearby.
Reminds me of the first time I encountered a cardboard dulcimer. After playing it a little, I wondered why I work so hard with different woods to get the same sound you get out of an inexpensive instrument.
Then there's the cardboard-box bass that Elderly Instruments sells. Doesn't look like much, but it sure sounds like an upright bass fiddle!
Amazing! And I fret over having several dulcimers so I can get just the right sound. Inspirational that you can make something as amazing as music from a garbage pile.
Very amazing little clip, it'll make your day...
Can't wait to hear the Bear Meadow....especially with you playing it!!
Yes, Robin! I should be in town for several months... it's supposedly finished and ready to be shipped. I'll post pictures when it arrives!
Always good to catch up with old friends ! ( friends !!! we have never even met !!! lol) Great to have you back amongst us Guy, still not sure about that dulcimer you play, why not send it over to me so as I can assess it first hand ? Might take a year or three
best wishes
John
Welcome back Guy.
Ken
"The dulcimer sings a sweet song."
Trip was good, very hectic but lovely. Then I came home to a LOT of work. Those are the times when I just can't get online as much. I really missed everyone though! How have you been Carrie? How's your playing going?
Nice to be back on FOTMD! Looking through all the wonderful posts makes me so happy!!!
How is everyone doing?
I should have also mentioned this interesting dulcimer stand I own because it is very sturdy and will also hold your music while you practice! The top part can be removed if you don't want to use it. The pegs at the top can be adjusted to fit the width of your dulcimer and there is cork on the heel rest at the bottom. Little "feet" on the heel rest keep your dulcimerslanted back and cradled between the pegs. Well-made!
It's currently on eBay, item 141132457952
Gin, I own the one by Doug Felts that Wayne Anderson recommended and I am very pleased with it. It will accommodate quite a variety of instrument sizes and shapes, the pegs are padded with something that will not harm the finish on your instrument, it's sturdy and folds for easy transporting to a class or jam. And, yes, Doug and Lee are great folks to work with!
Hope this helps!
Thanks Wayne. That's the best one I've seen so far. Wonderful!
Wayne Anderson said:
Hello Virginia; check out this Mountain Dulcimer Stand I have one and it works very well for Hour Glass or Tear Drop shape. These folks are great to deal with also. Hope this helps.
Thanks Dusty. I do have a separate apartment now and am able to have most of my instruments out so I can play them more frequently. The MD is still #1
Dusty Turtle said:
Virginia, I've seen the picture of you surrounded by all your instruments. A stand won't be enough. You need a separate apartment.
Virginia, I've seen the picture of you surrounded by all your instruments. A stand won't be enough. You need a separate apartment.
Most everything I see out there (and there's not much) looks flimsy and not something I want to trust to hold my 900.00+ instrument. Either it has only three legs, or there's no holder for the top part to keep it from being knocked off center. Can anyone recommend a good, stable, well made stand specific for the MD? Very much appreciated. Thanks.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Jerry.
Merry Christmas Jerry
